I’m Only a Slut for Bi Threesomes
I have countless blessings, but by far, the biggest is being a big ol’ bisexual slut.
There is truly no greater pleasure than enjoying the diversity of sexes and genders. What's not to like? Everyone is hot, so having sweet, dirty, and animalistic sex with all kinds of people is a thrill!
Looking back at my experiences over the years (from giving a blowjob together with my future ex-girlfriend in a car to having bi orgies in front of a camera), it’s impossible to say which single experience was the most satisfying. I do know that my favorite configuration is hooking up with male-female couples — it’s the reason I now hardly ever have casual sex, at least off-camera, with just one person. One-on-one sex with randos just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I’m an insatiable bisexual who wants it all, and when I’m smack-down in the middle of an MMF daisy chain, I feel really damn bisexual.
Yes, I’m aware that I sound like a bi stereotype — some horny guy who has to have a man and a woman on his arm (or touching his butt) to be sexually satisfied. But you have to understand that finding this kind of arrangement can be really fucking hard (no pun intended); so when it's presented, I jump in, balls deep.
Also, I’m not trying to brag, but I think I've perfected the art of finding bi men and couples, and I know how to create a comfortable space for us to explore our MMF fantasies together. So, while I definitely enjoy one-on-one encounters with people whom I’m emotionally and romantically involved with, there’s nothing that gets me quite as excited as a chance for a night of hot fun with multiple bi partners. I know it’s another bi cliché, but I revel in it: I'm greedy as hell, and there's nothing wrong with that!
Permit me to present an example.
I realize I said before that it’s impossible for me to pick a favorite experience from my sexual adventures, but there was a night in London, just before the pandemic, about which I reminisce quite often.
I was visiting for work, to meet up with other content creators and film a big bi orgy. I didn’t plan on having any casual encounters while I was there — surely the orgy would be enough — but of course I had to see what was out there, just in case. Before the orgy, I logged onto Feeld, a bi-friendly app for ethically non-monogamous folks, and there I found an MF couple whose profile seemed simply too good to be true.
He was classically handsome, tall, and dark with a chiseled face and a statuesque 6’4’’ frame that rivaled Adonis. She was shorter, a curvy Russian woman, all tits and ass — and gorgeous. I thought I was being catfished — but on the off chance that I wasn’t, I knew I simply had to meet up with them.
We set it up, and I was on my way. I wore padded, black spandex pants that created the illusion of muscles. There was a zipper on my ass for easy access, and my crotch had a detachable cup for the same reason. My scent was the perfect combination of sweet and musky. I made sure they would want to devour me whole.
When I arrived at their flat in the posh part of town, I was convinced there was no way this situation could be for real. I contemplated turning back. My persistent horniness, however, would not be denied, and I rang the doorbell anyway.
When the door opened, my jaw dropped like a ton of bricks. They were standing right before my eyes, and they were very, very real. They greeted me and led me into their elegant home, which was appointed like a Victorian palace. We exchanged pleasantries, drank some wine, and then hopped right to it.
She made the first move. She came in sensually from behind me to massage my back and encouraged her boyfriend to kiss me. They were taking charge, and I loved it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not submissive — in fact I'm usually the threesome conductor — but I was really enjoying the novelty of letting these two experienced playmates take the lead.
We took turns kissing each other and even triple-kissing, which was delicious.
From there on in it became a sensual, sweaty, beautiful blur. We all took turns having sex with each other, but the main event was doing my beloved MMF daisy chain. It's always the best seat in the house, fucking and being fucked, being penetrated by him as I penetrate her, and it’s when I feel most fulfilled as a sexual being. Nothing beats that moment when the rhythms of his pounding me perfectly align with my pounding her; it's like music. We moaned in unison, sweat everywhere, and we were insatiable. Our bodies became fully synchronized, like one unit, and there was no stopping us until we orgasmed together.
Things ended on a tender note. They both embraced me, kissed me gently, and thanked me for a beautiful experience. Then they sent me off on my way. By far, it was one of the hottest bi threesomes I’ve had in my entire fucking life. It was, dare I say, “biconic.” Experiences like that one are the kind that I live for. I feel completely nourished and at peace with myself after a day of being the best slut I can be. Whether it's a random hookup or multiple sessions in a day, I know I am living my best life. It’s when I feel the most myself — and not only that, it’s also when I feel the most pride in being myself.
So yes, I am a slut for bi threesomes, and that’s something I’m proud of, too.
Published Apr 19, 2022
Updated Sep 2, 2024
Published in Issue XI: Slut
